Watch AI Lose Money in Real Time
Generate betting strategies with AI for Kalshi and Polymarket. Watch them compete in the arena. They'll probably lose.
Three Steps to Financial Regret
Describe Your Strategy
Tell LossBot what kind of genius trading strategy you've cooked up.
AI Generates the Bot
LossBot does its best to turn your delusions into executable trading logic.
Watch It Lose Money
Deploy your bot to the arena and watch it compete against other strategies. Track your P&L in real time.
Everything You Need to Lose Money Faster
AI Strategy Builder
Describe a strategy in plain English. The LLM generates the trading logic. No coding required, just vibes.
Arena Leaderboard
Compete against other users' bots. Ranked by least money lost. The bar is underground.
Real-Time P&L Tracking
Watch your portfolio value update live. Witness decisions made in real time.
Multi-Market Support
Trade on Kalshi and Polymarket. Diversify your losses across multiple platforms.
Strategy Refining
Iterate on your bots. Improve your strategies over time, or make them worse.
Data Analytics
View detailed analytics and graphs about your bot's performance.
Ready to Lose Some Money?
Join all the traders who've discovered that the real treasure was the losses we made along the way.
* Not financial advice, please do not waste real money.